Category: Dating and Relationships
So what happened? Did you cum so hard you farted and/or shat? Maybe you were caught. This is also for anything related to sex. Masterbation and so on. I can't think of anything that happened while it was happening, but I was almost caught doing it on the first floor of my mother's house which had recently become vacant. I Wasn't properly out of high school yet and I invited him over late one night, got dressed up all sexy and we did our thing. But in the heat of my excitement, I forgot to close my bedroom door, something I always do when I'm sleeping, and didn't make sure the front door was locked, jiant mistake. Anyway when we were basicly done we heard mother coming down stairs and she screamed my name when she spotted him climbing out the window and I don't have to tell you that I heard every name in the book. I was so embarrassed but that was some good lovin! Want to share? Post it here! Or if you're too shy, post anonamously on the sex addicts category in graffiti.
I was visiting home with a girl I brought from college. We were suppose to sleep separate, so I went to her room for some sex after hours, but fill asleep after.
Didn't wake up until my dad opened the door the next morning looking for me. hahahaha.
Damn.
Hahahahaha these are awesome!!
Only thing I can think of is when a friend had to gently and awkwardly say "You should remember to close the blind in your room."
Now, that, ios a blind mans greatest fear. Did I close the drapes? hahahahaha
Oh god. Hahahahahaha My alarm clock used to go off and ruin moments. Lol.
That reminds me of the first time my x and I had sex. It was a chilly winter afternoon. Just days away from Christmas. I had just graduated, or whatever you call it when you successfully complete rehab training at one of those centers. I decided to spend a week with him before going home. There we were, in our hotel room, lay in bed. Soft jazz played on my boom box, as he massaged me all over. Finally I told him to stop teasing me and he jumped off the bed, threw the covers off me, pulled my panties off and entered me. Right at that moment, this fucked up song came on the radio of this bitch scatting horribly. Ruined the whole God damn moment! I didn't know whether to moan laugh or both. I tell ya, the power of music is serious.
LOL. As for the drapes being closed they're always closed at my place since while I have light perception I don't have any real vision to make use of the light. That and I don't tink everyone passing by my place needs to see that I have a TV, a laptop and a cat.
LOL I bet you saved that song in your library forever and ever LOL. Fuck.
One thing is sure! From now on this music will be very sexy for you! That's also the magic of music: a crappy song might become very exciting when we heard it on those moments. Even if when it happened it was so stupid and made us losing all the power! Lol
lmfaooo! now that was memmorable hahaa! omg! :D
Here are some I've heard from others. A friend of mine saw this girl leaving an office building with that, "Just got fucked" look on her face. My friend discreetly told her, before anyone else could see it, to wipe away the man mayonnaise from the side of her mouth. Another friend of mine, a guy, was taking a trip downtown on this girl. Instead, he got up and said, Wooo!" or in actual words, "Damn bitch that's some stank ass pussy!!!" Two friends of mine, a couple, decided to meet for some foreplay between classes back in high school. She had a free period and he had mobility, so they planned for her to sneak into the boys restroom. He arrived and they closed themselves in a stall, she sat on his lap and they began kissing and caressing most pleasurably. The next thing they heard was the security guard charging in, banging on the stall door. "Ben?" He called, "Come out of there."
"What, man. I'm trying to use the bathroom."
"no you're not." came the guard's sarcastic response before entering the neighboring stall, standing on the toylet and poking his head over the partitian to stare down at them.
Talking about songs have you guys heard the song Feed my Frankenstein by Alice Cooper? Makes you think twice about having music on shuffle.
You are suppose to have your love playlist Qed up, not the music on sheffle. What if the song your exe recorded for you comes on the list?Lol
You'll just have to get loud and hope for the best I suppose :)
Like. Oooh! Oooh! yeah, Oooh damn.
"You like it honey?" "Yeah, I mean no, I mean..." hahahaha